So, you’re this Funke everyone’s been talking about. You can’t be more than what? Fifteen?
Gwyniffer
I'm Zoe. I'm seventeen.
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
28 minutes ago with 127,606 notes
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
1 hour ago with 15,089 notes
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
1 hour ago with 258,370 notes
Harry Potter cast for Empire
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
2 hours ago with 102,864 notes
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
9 hours ago with 39,975 notes
i need like 40 more followers hell yeah
what do you need them for
were taking north korea by sundown
9 hours ago with 45,482 notes
